DIARY FROM THE BEAUTIFUL NOWHERE
Los Cantos, 2007-07-25 Number 1
Los Cantos, 2007-07-25 Number 1
Medieval ghosts in Los Chorros
Yesterday´s evening there was a Spanish and Italian night. All of the people dressed a medieval ropes. There were a dinner composed of tipical Spanish food and in medieval conditions. The nobles and vagabunds could dance for a medieval music as well. The brave participants learn some dances from the spanish professors. Then the nice, quiet and cultural night was interrupted by loud and crazy italian programme. People fulfilled with an adrenaline started a disco. It was a long night...
Play in the city
After a long and tiering night the participants of the international exchange visited Albuquerque. Under the sky full of buitres, scared people tried to find the answers for the questions about the city. After an hour of exhausting walk they found some rest in a nice cafe and they could enjoy the best, after bullfights J, Spanish customs: Las Tapas.
¿What they did there?
The most attractive celebrities of the four European countries from the exchange appeared in a swimming pool near to Albuquerque. For one hour they gave the local people the opportunity to enjoy their company and than quickly disapeared...
Health an nature:
· Do not mix different kind of alcohols, if you drink more than ten cups.
· Do not cream the backs of beautiful girls, if they have a strong boyfriend.
· If you would like to see a vulture (buitre) closer, you have to lay down to the ground and try to be stinky at least for six hours. Take a little water with yourself in your pocket.
Prepared by: Katarzyna Pszczólkowska & Bartolomeo Coelho
Interview with the Professor of Canine Language graduated at Oxford, Togo.
For the first number of our newspaper, “Diary from (Beautiful) Nowhere…”, we’ve decided to interview our mascotte, the dog Togo. This interview took place under the roof near the toilets… a very romantic place for a romantic character…
He was waiting someone…
And we asked him who…
From our faithful interviewers Andrea & Nico.
-Hi, Togo! How are you?
(Yeah, fine! It’s a wonderful day, even if… I feel tired…)
-Tired?! But every day we see you so energetic! What’s the secret of your daily happiness?
(Really, I don’t know why… but I think that there’s something inside my food… a strange “acid” taste… drugs? Red bull? I don’t have any suggestion…)
-During the day you play with everybody every time. Especially with someone in particular… How about your sweetheart Francesco?
(Oh, I love him when he plays the ball with me…)
-What have you thought about the exchangers the first time you saw them?
(I was very happy, but… When I saw Francesco…)
-We can see you a little bit sad… Can we ask you why?
(The reason is simple: can you see my beloved mate with me now?)
-And why did you choose Francesco as your best playmate?
(Because he has a so very “animal” physique!)
-Talking about the others… What can you say ‘bout them?
(Good, all of them, especially my owners Alfonso & Laura.)
-Could we ask you what are you doing all the day long when you are not with your “beloved” Francesco?
(Look, I’ve no reason to live when I’m not with him… so, as all the Spanish, I sleep waiting for the moment when he comes back to me… I wait.)
-Have you ever had a… “relationship” with another human being before this week?
-Some rumours say that sometime you betray Francesco with your… TAIL… isn’t it?
( I’ve no comment, NO COMMENT, do you two freaks understand it?)
P.S. he was blushing…
We’re sorry that this interesting interview finish here, but when our special guest ended to look at us, a “slim” and “athletic” shadow figured out at the horizon.
A gleam full of lust & passion in his eyes.
And four legs running faster than the wind to his desire.
Obviously, coming in mixed order...
Luck: just a little bit
Love: pay attention to the bull
Work: nothing as usual
Luck: your pool is full of luck
Love: but not of love...
Work: swim faster!
Luck: stars are deaf to prayers
Love: don´t lose your hopes!
Work: hardworkers as usual...
Luck: hunting season is open. Watch out!
Love: horns aren´t there for nothing
Work: start running with horses (there´s a lot of them here!)
Luck: so much they sell it out.
Love: italians do it better!
Work: but they don´t have time for it...
Luck: if you´re alive, there´s no problem till next July
Love: take a look at the capricorn horoscope
Work: we want you fatter for the next july!
Luck: hope you get great gifts for your birthdays!
Love: love season is always open
Work: if you´re looking for zebras, you´re in the wrong place. Get used with horses
Luck: this is your lucky summer!
Love: so many boys and girls. Why don´t you change your horoscope?
Work: if you stop playing jesus...
Luck: tu eres hijo de la fortuna!
Love: yuor tail doesn´t work as a cupid´s arrow. Try shaking hands...
Work: drive slower please!
Luck: so many smokers, you can´t be happier than this...
Love: everybody loves you!
Work: there will be a lot!
Luck: you don´t need any. Your twin-soul is already here.
Love: don´t play face-off
Work: it´s not right to work in pairs...
Luck: you´re not hydrophobic, and you´ll never be
Love: there´s a lot of fish outside and the Acquarius is very big...
Work: what does it mean, exactly?
...AND THAT´S ALL, FOLKS!
Amalia Frelloje and Rodrigo Fernandez Inariditu
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